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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU YOUR NAME IS HELADO!!!! AND MY NAME IS --

...hold on, what IS my name???

ANYWAY, Helado, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! HAPPY WHATEVER DAY!!!

I just LOVE the holidays!!!(even thought they're already over)
Which reminds me, why do the holidays always start in October, and end in January?? I seriously think we need to have more holidays in the beginning of the year and even more at the end of the year. Like, we could have, umm... 'Say Merry Christmas to someone even though it's, like, Febuary Day', or 'Bump into everyone you see Day' or 'Free Hugs Day' (Lucky them in New York. It's ALWAYS Free Hugs Day there.)